Miley Cyrus Loves Cake

Salvatore November 7, 2012 1
Miley Cyrus Loves Cake

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DJ Borgore’s latest single, “Decisions”, features vocals from Miley Cyrus. If that’s not surprising enough, Cyrus is also in the video, which features porn star Jessie Andrews, a French kissing unicorn and a lot of food play.

It’s entirely possible that the “cake” in the lyrics is some kind of metaphor, but it’s over my head. I just want to believe people like cake so much that they can produce a song like this.

In any case, behold the MacArthur Park of today:

Evidently, Cyrus’s appearance has already paid dividends: one porn producer has offered to make a more sexually explicit version of the video.

What do you think?

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  1. edward November 14, 2012 at 10:52 pm -

    Bitches do indeed love the cake.

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