DJ Borgore’s latest single, “Decisions”, features vocals from Miley Cyrus. If that’s not surprising enough, Cyrus is also in the video, which features porn star Jessie Andrews, a French kissing unicorn and a lot of food play.
It’s entirely possible that the “cake” in the lyrics is some kind of metaphor, but it’s over my head. I just want to believe people like cake so much that they can produce a song like this.
In any case, behold the MacArthur Park of today:
Evidently, Cyrus’s appearance has already paid dividends: one porn producer has offered to make a more sexually explicit version of the video.
What do you think?