I know a lot of people who love bacon. I knew a guy in college, for instance, who once went on a bacon diet. This was a diet based on the notion that if you ate what you loved, you would be happy, and if you were happy, you would be more active and thus healthier (coincidentally, he also liked to smoke weed). The diet didn’t last long, mostly because he was lazy, but his love for bacon endured.
The following product is made for people like him – people who “love bacon to death”:
You can find out more about the bacon coffin (and other bacon-infused products) at the J&D Foods Facebook page. FYI, they also have a specific page for bacon coffins (it has 1278 likes – I’m not sure what this says about the decline of western civilization, but I’m sure it’s not good).
What do you think? Would you like to get buried in this?