Who doesn’t love a good juice?
And what’s not to love about a juicebox? From the reassuringly boxy packaging to the satisfying feeling of squeezing every single bit of juice out of one, they’re pretty awesome. Not so awesome that I would jab a knife into another human being’s body, mind you, but you get the idea. In any case, a 5-year old in Virginia is in some trouble after stabbing 3 people over, you guess it, a juicebox.
Check out the news report:
All 3 people are okay. No word on the flavor or brand of the juicebox.
Have you ever caused bodily harm for a food product?
I like food too much. 
I’ve definitely twisted someone’s fingers and wrists for the last bite of something…sandwich…dessert….next time I do….I’ll definitely tweet it….