I’m not sure to be happy or incredibly sad. Apparently, there was such a dire need for emergency peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, that you can now buy a sort of PBJ kit in a can. The world never ceases to blow the hell out of my mind.
Check out this video of the PBJ Candwich:
What do you think? Do we have a weird obsession with canning stuff? Is this symptomatic of a preoccupation with post-apocalyptic scenarios, or is it the result of an industrial food industry gone completely batshit?
Better question, would you buy this?


… This is sad. So sad. How long until the bread goes bad?
Good question. I have absolutely no clue!
who’s to say it’s bread? probably some weird starch substance that resembles wet balsa wood and will technically take up empty space in your stomach. yum!